Tuesday, 5 June 2007

Solutions - not problems

I am a pragmatic cove.

No, honestly, I am.

My solution of the day.

a) Problem - democratic deficit arising out of the "West Lothian" problem and the apparent need for Tony to have the votes of celtic fringe to force through policies on England

b) Solution - Get a regiment of guards to repeatedly fist Tony without lube until he sees the error of his ways.

c) Unintended consequences - the TV rights would cancel the national debt.

I thank you

1 comment:

Nicodemus said...

how about 'Big Bummer'
Contestants line up to slip Gordo one in the old bakerloo, with phone-ins to determine how much barbed wire they can use?