The peoples revolutionary communique number one

This is the glorious peoples revolutionary communique number 1.

1) we unreservedly condemn all previous manifestoes as the work of lickspittle zionist CIA running dogs
2) We the party, on behalf of the lumpen proletartiat utterly reject any subsequent manifestoes as the work of counter-revolutionaires.

May it be heard

1) Those that hear the people need not fear the people
2) Old people will be banned from congregating in or within 100 yards of post offices in groups of 2 or more at any time. The post office will not run out of money. Go there after lunch.
3) The ownership, use or admiration in any way of anything caravan like or related to caravans will result in death by vomit drowning. No appeal, tough shit.
4) Treadmills will be provided to schools to provide green energy via putting fat children through their paces in P.E. Not it is not their fucking glands, they eat too much sunny delight and monster munch.
5) John Prescot is illegal. No debate. No questions.
6) France shall return all lands sequestered to the crown. Tomorrow. Watchergonnadoabowrit froggy boy? fight?
7) Lycra is a privelidge, not a right. Get it fat bird?
8) The following newspapers will be banned. The Daily Mail. The Mirror.
9) Benefits will be determined by citizenship. Citizenship will allow you to receive state benefits and to breed. This will be achieved by the following tests
- are you chavscum? Yes or No.
10) Rocket is a motor not a fucking salad.


Long live the glorious peoples revolution!
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