And the waters shall cover the earth

Now, those of you that know these things will be aware of my proximity to the innundations that have beleagured our west country counties.

The cynic in me marvels at people pulling together in the blitz spirit. The rampant profiteering, the good natured looting, the bureaucratic bungling. Just like the dark days of the last "big do".

However, my mind wanders to the crushingly inevitable.

Will rationing be imposed by gordo the broon? I bet they have discussed it in the name of "fairness" . I can just see tokens being issued to ensure that everyone gets their fair share of mineral water.

Also - I wonder - and i would be amazed if there is concrete evidence to the contrary, if the voting history of Cheltenham and Gloucester was discussed when central government started talking about flood relief?

And another point - did you notice that the locally based responses worked amazingly. TA units filled sandbags, Local emergency services worked wonders, local councils kept the electric running and the water supply only got turned off when the pumping station found itself under 12 feet of water. On the other hand - what of the central government response? Squat, rien, nada, diddly. Says it all - the local empowered model is more effective at delivery of services.

Another post on the shift left of resources to point of consumption is coming up.

Harry Potter-

Important - No spoilers here

Now i travelled to town today to shuffle papers, change zeros into ones and generally leverage cross programme interface opportunities. The train was festooned with fools reading Harry Potter.

Here is my cut out and keep guide for the cunty fucktards who parade their puerility to all and sundry

1) Harry dies
2) So does Fred Weasley
3) And Snape, Tonks, Lupin, Mad eye Moody and a whole cast of minor characters
4) Voldemort loses
5) Ron eventually marries Hermione, they have two children
6) Harry comes back to life (complex crappy plot twist)
7) Harry gets it off with Ginny Weasley and has 3 kids (James, Albus and Lily)
8) 85% of the book is drivel
9) I lied about the spoilers

Now get on with your lives you mouth breathing, window licking knob-ends.

Message ends

Chop chop busy busy work work bang bang

No post for a while busy up to my tits in a big re-org at work.

Still gives me the opportunity to settle a few scores.

Till then - gotta run